Date Night?

As you're well aware, next Tuesday is Valentine's Day, a day laden all sorts of inescapable connotations.  For those of us of the Forever Alone persuasion, it's a convenient day to get good and drunk, plan out the next day's massive splurge on half-priced candy, and read (or write) some desperate craigslist personals (the one about Cthulhu is mine).

It's also a day to rock out to Tyler Jon Tyler at The Empty Bottle.  For free.  If you RSVP, they're giving you a +1 so you can bring your sweetheart (or your craigslist date) and do some awkward making out on the dance floor after one too many beer-and-a-shot specials.  Boys of Chicago: if you're so inclined (or you forget to RSVP), you can be my +1.

Just come find me at Double IPAs for Single People at Jerry's Wicker Park. (There's a joke in there about boozy/bitter IPAs and my boozy/bitter heart, but after 5 minutes of trying, I still can't make one work.)  I promise to prepare some better puns in advance.

Coming soon: show suggestions for your desperate internet date.